So the other day I was innocently walking from the shop to my car when I was approached by a man. I prepared my self to decline any weird gadget that he was offering me. He flashed me his card and it read "Indian fortune teller... blah blah blah". He proceeded to ask me if I wanted to know my fortune. I replied that I wouldn't believe him and resisted the urge to enter into the whole God argument. But he went on, 'you have a very lucky forehead," ummm well yay for me, I guess I can thank it for everything good in my life now. He then told me not to over think whatever I was supposedly over-thinking. Profound. And then he said I had two loves in my mind. ?. And I have recently lost one of my loves...how sad. I told him that I had not lost any loves recently so he reinforced that they were only in my mind. Clearly him and Freud have a lot in common.
After requesting more money for him to continue to make a fool of himself I jumped in the car. Thank my lucky forehead that it ended there.
I think you can tell I'm a skeptic when it comes to things like this. But hey they are amusing.
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